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Name: Justin
Birthday: 7/28/1989
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Occupation: Unemployed/Between Jobs


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Saturday, October 31, 2009

Bacon

Things I feel necessary to document on my internet journal: I am currently now in my junior year of college living in an on campus apartment. Which means several things: the ability to freely sleep naked without a roomate or mother to accidentally get a glimpse at my testiculars, and bacon any time of the day! Cooking on my own is not as cool as i thought it would be because i realized i don't know how to cook very well. However i've come to make routine involving chicken, pork, sausage, rice, pasta, potatoes and mac and cheese on fridays. Also eggs in the morning, and when I got the extra money I bring home the bacon in the most literal sense. But whats even better than bacon, thats right beettttterr than BACON is Lauren Ashley Elizabeth SCOTTS! Shes grown up from the little 11 year old i remember her as all going to college and what not. UA U NO! Already visited her once so far this semester and we went to the hudson valley garlic festival! so much delicous garlic and garlic products. Garlic ice cream was da best! I miss her so. This semester I'm taking criminology, soc of stratification and social research methods. I have to do an ethnography by the end of the semester. Also two linguistics courses, one by a spanish professor who is quite the cunning linguist, the other a not so cunning korean lady. Thinking about minoring in linguistics. After all the soc and linguistics courses i still have some credits to waste so I might study astronomy. I could also take relig courses like intro to old testament or bible as literature but probably not. What else? Saw brother ali. My stream of consciousness seems to have come to an end. So come on over for dinna!
Currently
Orchestra of Wolves
By Gallows
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Thursday, July 30, 2009

Who wants iced cream?

To quote a small t shirt company logo- life is good. Went to Ocean City Maryland with lauren and her family. New things I did- parasailing, walking on dah beach at night with mah girl, eating mussels and lobstah. For breakfast, we went to the fractured prune, which was a donut shop where they made the donuts fresh when you ordered them and then glazed them fresh, as well. Never eating an unfresh donut again. Lemonade donut. mmmmmmm. Today, went to princeton nj with nani and joe and jill. Cute little town. Afterwards, went to harolds deli, where I tried a pickle for the first time. First concert of the summer was warped tour. Which was a good birthday gift. It was my birthday. I'm 20. No longer a teenager. And as Joe Rubin made note, I will soon no longer be an undergrad. So soon, will I be on my own. At my age, laurens dad had 2 kids and 3 jobs. Thankfully, I have not entered the world entirely on my own. My biggest fear right now is not being able to get a job when I leave school. My 25 year old cousin Greg recomended to me his path of being a student for an occupation, but I would much prefer to be done with schooling already. As of now, at cvs , as a result of the recession I average 9 hours a week. Things better start looking up, or else... I'll make a big empty threat to the us gov't. Another new thing- chicago deep dish pizza in chicago at Lou Malnati's, which said fast or slow sounds like iluminati. I am excited to go to the dominican republic in january with boo butt. Hopefully there are cheap panama hats there.

Panama hats are cool.

Addendum: I had ice cream 3 different times today. Gourmet sicilian blood orange and mango at the bent spoon, vanilla cone with sprinkles from the ice cream man, and haagan dazs coffee from the pint. Ice cream is good.
Currently
Meet The Beatles!
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Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Unlce Sam Goddamn

Liebe Leute,
this is me still documenting my life publicly. Since I have last written, I have gone on a vacation from school work on a late winter spring break. It consisted of everything I needed to relax- good weather, pounds of pallet tingling food, the comfort of being with mah nan, and getting good rest. Now, I can't just wear my leather jacket, the food is not as good as home cooking, I ain't with mah nan, and I don't ever really want to be up. "Fuck being awake." is what I frequently exclaim. Whoever did put down Bill Murray was right, he is quite the philosopher. On top of taking sociology classes next semester, I am also considering astronomy or linguistics. I am under the assumption that there are really cool classes somewhere, but I looked through all the courses and they are either just non descriptive or just science classes. Girugamesh! Godzilla bukkake. thisiswhyyourefat.com makes me drool. There exists a positive correlation between the theoretical grossness of a food and its actual deliciousness. Primary example- mozzarella sticks. Cheese- by itself is gross as it is cultured cow lactation. And then one decided to take this cheese, and deep fry it. Wow. But god is it fucking delicious. And as I first learned in mb, that the smellier a sandwhich is, the tastier it becomes. Anytime someone had that vinegar reeking subway treat, I would always smell my pits to make sure it wasn't me, but it was not, it was someone letting their mouth indulge in heaven. So with this in mind, I think why not deep fried white castles, or hamburger crust pizza, or candied bacon ice cream? What other gross foods are there that I should eat? I want to eat some really new gross and delicious foods.
Mit Sozialist Grüße
Justin Schiebel
Currently
ESPN Presents: Jock Jams, Volume 2
By Various Artists
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Sunday, February 22, 2009

I'm on a boat.

Ah, Salaam and good evening to you, worthy friend. It is now late February. Midterms are coming up soon. After that, I'll be on my way home again. Then more schooling. Then those nice weathered summer days that I do, I do look forward to. Valentines day just passed and for the first time, I guess you could say, I met the requirements to be lawfully allowed to celebrate the holiday. Lauren came up =D. She got me a choot homemade card with a pop up heart. there was also some love lotto cards which lead to a foot massage and i think us watching a movie. I however am not choot, and only got the hallmark essentials of stuffed animal, card, and chocolate, but it didn't go unliked. In the evening we ate at a local restaurant called Bobby McGee's. Nice environment, with a mineshaft bathroom corridor and messages of white power. We also went to spencer gifts and browsed toys along side a bunch of old ladies. Aside from vday, I got to show my boo what its like to really live in buffalo, which entails staying inside and hating the cold. But I iz so glad that i gots to nuggle with my boo all week. Jiffy pop and Scream was a clever combo. Now i'm just tired and I got bags under my eyes. But now I can be sprawled over my bed like suburbs in america.... Nana reintroduced me to kiwi. It's delicious. Not delicious- frappe milkshakes. Ingredients are milk, some shake, devil's asshole, coffee grounds, sludgey mud, and maybe espresso. Now you can make this vomtastic beverage in your own home! Oooh and also, I went to the olive garden for the first time and the food was so good. It was nothing like a true local italian restuarant but it sure was a great place go out to. Slowly, I feel myself becoming less like a high school student and feel myself being socialized and prepared for to be able to live in the big ol' world. However, I don't know where i'll be or what i'm going to do once college is over with. I feel like I am ready to experiance the simple hardships of living, but I do not want to leave the comfort of still being institutionalized. The outdated laws of judaism said I was a man 6 years ago, but modern society wants me to cook for a couple more years. I wish i could just receive a manual labor job and live a simple life. Fuck this post industrial society. Fuck the rising service industry. Fuck technology. I want to work. I want to live. I want to love. Embrace love, people. Love love.

Grow gardens in empty lots.

Currently
Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
By Wu-Tang Clan
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Sunday, February 15, 2009

Fuckin' Read

I am so mad.
So.
Many.
Shoes.
Fuck Sociology.

Lauren is here <3



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